oh hey you wanna know whats really really sad
They tortured THIS
he ended up
this post is aCTUALLY THE WORST
Imagine Loki getting around Asgard in disguise because obviously he wouldn’t be able to show his real self without a shit storm and one of his guises is of one of Odin’s guards who he had actually chosen at complete random but he finds out, from pretending to be this guy, that this dude had marriage arranged with a girl and since Loki’s gotta pretend to be this dude and live his life a little he ends up going and finding out that this guy, “Theoric”, was meant to be hooked up with a girl and ACCIDENTALLY ends up falling for her himself and technically it was Loki she fell in love with since Theo been dead and shit and its all been Loki but she doesn’t know that because Loki hasn’t been able to break disguise and she THINKS shes in love with this Theo dude who been dead forever and obviously everything is MAD AWKS for the both of them cause Loki got in W A Y over his head- nice work Loki.
SO EVENTUALLY he can’t take it and decides hes gotta reveal himself and initially Sigyn’s shocked and angered and Loki is just left feeling like a dick head cause he knew that would happen but then later Sigyn is like so the man I was arranged to marry has been dead and its all been you and SO she pushes past the fact that Loki technically deceived her like a little asshole and decides, since, technically it was always Loki that she was in love to give him a chance and they live happily ever after forever.
Except not because Sigyn’s actually the one that gets in way over her head and hadn’t realize that Loki is also masquerading as the all-father and even though shes like shit Loki no this is bad what have you done I think u should stop she sticks by him again and Loki’s stupid ass ends up busted for high treason AMONG OTHER THINGS and from that day forward that is just a typical day in the life of Sigyn.
THAT WAS ACTUALLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE. IT HAS LEGIT BEEN MY HEADCANON THAT HE WAS DISGUISED AS THEORIC.
He kind of looks like Matthew Morrison.
Smoke Creek Desert, Gerlach, Nevada, USA late 1950’s
Photograph: Gus Bundy
Colin O’Donoghue | “All The Way” Opening Night (March 6, 2014)
I love sassy horses in movies
I work with horses so mandatory reblog
I always said horses were always the sassiest characters in these movies
This post makes me happy
and then another one
and another one
for 11 weeks straight.
‘You’re reblogging this… after all this time?’
Ellen and her Oscar friends ain’t got nuttin’ on Loki.
Who will break the post first? Loki’s smile or Dean’s gym shorts